Judgment Day Member Makes Shocking WWE Revelation: “I’ll Cash-In While You’re Taking A Sh*t”
A member of WWE’s The Judgment Day has no problem cashing in Money in the Bank any time, anywhere.
The Money in the Bank briefcase isn’t up for grabs until September this year since WWE decided to change up the calendar a bit. That means there’s plenty of time for male and female superstars to be part of the multi-person ladder matches with the big prize of a Money in the Bank briefcase.
Over the years, Money in the Bank has been cashed in on during major shows like WrestleMania and SummerSlam, as well as by people who cashed in on the same night they won the briefcase.
During an interview with Main Event Club, The Judgment Day’s Dominik Mysterio, who is a former Intercontinental Champion and the current AAA Mega Champion, was asked about potentially winning the Money in the Bank briefcase this year. Dirty Dom made an interesting remark about how he might cash in.
“I mean, fantastic. The last thing any of those boys want is for me to have that Money in the Bank briefcase. I’m an absolute sicko, bro. I’ll cash in on you while you’re taking a sh*t. I don’t care.”
Considering a WWE camera and a referee need to be present, it may be difficult to cash in on somebody “taking a sh*t,” but the man’s name is “Dirty Dom” after all.
“I’m going to be Dominik the Menace. People already think I’m a menace. They do not want me with that Money in the Bank briefcase. I’ll be intolerable. It wouldn’t be fun for anybody but me.”
When asked if he’d rather win Money in the Bank or the Royal Rumble, Dom went with Money in the Bank.
“I’d rather win the Money in the Bank. It’s math. Easy math. In the Royal Rumble, you’ve got to beat 30 other guys. In Money in the Bank, I believe there’s only five other guys. So I’ll take my odds with the Money in the Bank briefcase, and I don’t have to wait until WrestleMania. I can cash in whenever I want. Like I said, if you’re taking a sh*t, I’m coming and cashing in on you.”
If Dominik Mysterio needs any tips on cashing in Money in the Bank, he could consult his “girlfriend,” Liv Morgan, who has successfully cashed in MITB before.
WWE Champion Cody Rhodes Doesn’t Feel Cool Around Dominik Mysterio
Dominik Mysterio is the son of WWE Hall of Famer Rey Mysterio (sorry, Eddie Guerrero believers), while Cody Rhodes is the son of WWE Hall of Famer, so the two men have a lot in common even though Cody is over a decade older.
During a recent episode of his podcast, Cody Rhodes spoke about how he doesn’t feel cool around Dominik Mysterio for a unique reason.
“It’s weird because he’ll say something so mean about (CM) Punk in the media and I’m thinking ‘Oh, all of us are, all of us babyfaces are screwed. He’s coming for us all’. And then he’ll be like ‘Oh, Cody’s really cool guy’.
So, I don’t know what I did, but Dom is that one guy, he’s the one, I’m trying to think if there’s another one but Dom is the one guy at work that I feel not cool around. I’ll have a new watch or something and I’ll be like, ‘Hey Dom’ and he’s got a giant sky dweller on, which is a very nice fancy watch. He just oozes charisma.”
Cody also claimed that Dominik is learning how to be a WWE superstar in a way different from others.
“And I also love the fact that Dom is training backwards. He knows psychology, he knows how to engage with fans, he knows how (to work) a live crowd. But the fundamentals have come after all of that, which is a little bit of how I was trained.”
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