WWE Faction Recruiting New Members In Hilarious Video
One WWE faction has gone to incredible lengths in a recruitment drive for new members – only alphas need apply.
When Chad Gable turned his back on Alpha Academy in heartbreaking fashion it could have been the end for Akira Tozawa, Otis, and Maxxine Dupri as a group.
While Gable has built American Made with The Creeds and Ivy Nile, the eclectic members of Alpha Academy have battled on together and are now looking to add strength in numbers with a hilarious new recruitment video.
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The video suggests new members will be able to get dance lessons with Tozawa, an all-beef dinner with Otis, and unlimited selfies with Dupri – although she’s sure she didn’t agree to that last point.
Are YOU interested in joining The Alpha Academy?
Act now and sign up fast: https://t.co/LbTdR09Zp4pic.twitter.com/VYtsovbTJ2
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2024
The group’s jointhealphaacademy.com website gives even more insight into what being a Junior Cadet for the Academy means and paints an unflattering portrait of the group’s former leader Chad Gable aka Chump Gargle:
He who must not be named is a big, smushed-eared loser. He decided to go start a new group with other losers who have just as smushed up ears as Ch*d. If birds of a feather flock together, then it seems bullies with jacked-up ears do as well. He has a bad personality and potentially a dead tooth because his breath is always atrocious. If you want to know more about him go stick your head in a dumpster and take a big ol whiff because that’s exactly what it’s like to meet Chump Gargle.