Toni Storm Trolls WWE Hall Of Famer In Bizarre Fashion

Toni Storm

Just when you think you’ve heard everything in the world of wrestling, AEW Women’s World Champion Toni Storm mentions “pussy-scented candles” and you realise you’re wrong.

‘Timeless’ Toni Storm continued her success in AEW as she defeated Thunder Rosa to retain her AEW Women’s World Title.

Speaking at the post-Dynasty media scrum, Toni Storm poked fun at The Rock and his “cinema” in WWE while revealing exactly why WWE Hall of Famer Nikki Bella (Nicole Garcia) didn’t end up going to AEW:

How long do I have to do this? Week after week, night after night before you realise that I am the one who is transcending this business? Just because I don’t go out there and say it doesn’t mean it’s not true. Do I really have to tell you every single night? Are you that thick?

Too busy chasing people blathering about goosebumps and levels and storytelling and cinema, go see a f*cking movie!

Nicole Garcia thought about joining AEW when she saw what Mercedes did. Do you know why she didn’t? Because then she saw me and realised you can’t hold a pussy-scented candle to what I do. I am the one taking this company to new heights. And I don’t even try to. I’m just being me and it’s the greatest thing I could ever be.

Toni Storm Pokes Fun At Cody Rhodes

Toni Storm continued, promising to never ask Tony Khan to come to the ring to celebrate with her in an apparent harmless dig at Cody Rhodes’ WrestleMania celebrations where he asked Triple H to join him:

It’s the greatest thing that could happen to all of you to have every one of you who saw me all those years ago and thought she has potential. You had absolutely no idea it was going to get this good to do. Tomorrow morning your headlines should read holy f*ck was I wrong?

And Anthony, I promise you no matter how many matches I win, no matter how many stories I finish. I will never call you into the ring to celebrate with me. Being timeless means I’m not on your watch. My success is my own and damn lucky to be a part of it. Thank you.

Storm was not the only AEW star celebrating after Dynasty as Swerve Strickland claimed the AEW World Championship for the very first time.

h/t Inside The Ropes