Toni Storm Tells Rivals To Tape Up Their Tits And Tango

“Timeless” Toni Storm isn’t letting herself get distracted.

Since becoming Timeless, Toni Storm has enjoyed the most successful and box-office run of her career.

During this period, Storm has won the AEW Women’s World Championship twice, becoming the first woman to hold the title on four occasions. The record-breaking win came at Grand Slam Australia, where she defeated her one-time friend and long-time rival Mariah May.

A month later, Storm defeated May again as she got her Hollywood ending. It’s believed Mariah May is on her way to WWE, and this match could have been her last with AEW.

With May dispatched, Storm saw off the threat of Megan Bayne at Dynasty, and she’s already looking for a new challenge.

Toni Storm Makes Eliminator Challenge

While appearing on the TCM Film Festival red carpet, Storm kept her focus firmly on AEW and her Women’s World Championship. The star issued an eliminator challenge for Dynamite, telling her rivals to tape up their tits and tango.

We think that means fight.

“This is Timeless Toni Storm, coming to you from the TCM Film Festival. Now I could be here threatening Michelle Pfeiffer or on my knees begging for an Emmy, but no! I am the AEW Women’s World Champion, and there’s plenty of work to be done.

Now there are many bitches with the itches and I love to scratch, so I’ll be having another championship eliminator performance. So if there’s any slop tarts willing to step up to the plate, then tape up your tits and let’s tango!”

Elsewhere on Dynamite, Hangman Adam Page meets Kyle Fletcher in the semi-finals of the Owen Hart Cup, and MJF and The Hurt Business are advertised to appear.

In a tag team match, Kenny Omega will team with Kevin Knight, Mark Briscoe, and “Speedball” Mike Bailey to take on Kazuchika Okada, The Young Bucks, and Ricochet.

H/t to Fightful