Toni Storm Stuns Tony Khan With Explicit Rhyme

“Timeless” Toni Storm is enjoying herself.

At Dynasty, Toni Storm faced one of the biggest challenges of her career in the form of Megan Bayne.

The former Stardom star has been in dominant form since returning to AEW in January 2025, and she’s wasted little time in imposing her will on the champion. However, despite delivering a punishing beating to Storm, she left without the gold.

Although Storm was the champion going into the match she was almost the underdog, but used every inch of her experience to steal a win.

Toni Storm Celebrates As Only She Can

Following her victory, Storm was in a buoyant mood by the time she made it to the post-show press conference alongside Tony Khan. After taking care of some logistics she promoted her next red carpet appearance before leaving Tony Khan red-faced with an X-rated rhyme.

“Firstly, will the owner of the black and orange Dodge 1996 Intrepid with the license plate FTW please move it from the loading dock. You’re blocking ring crew.

Secondly, I’m proud to announce that on April 24th, I have been invited to appear on the red carpet for the TCM Film Festival in Hollywood. TCM and AEW have the exact same demographic. I’m officially a mainstream celebrity. This is a pivotal moment in our industry for wrestling to return to what it truly is, which is good, clean, wholesome family entertainment.

Thirdly, there once was a man from Nantucket. Whose c*ck was so big he could suck it. He said with a grin, wiping j*zz from his chin, if my ear were p*ssy I’d f*ck it.

Now, any questions?”

Indeed, Toni. Indeed.

Elsewhere at Dynasty, The Young Bucks made a surprise return to help Jon Moxley retain the AEW World Title, Adam Cole won the TNT Title, and Will Ospreay, Mercedes Mone, and Kyle Fletcher all advanced in the Owen Hart Cup.

H/t to Fightful