Mariah May Reads Toni Storm’s Eulogy After AEW Title Win

Mariah May has mocked “washed-up t*at” Toni Storm.

At All in, Mariah May capped off an impressive run since joining AEW by winning the Women’s World Title. May arrived in the company as Toni Storm’s supportive co-star, but after winning the Owen Hart Cup, that admiration went out of the window.

At Wembley, May cut Storm wide open and even slapped her own mother at ringside as battled her way to victory.

Although she lost, Storm captured the hearts and minds of fans who cheered her to the rafters as she made her way backstage.

“Toni Storm’s Career Is Dead” – Mariah May

While appearing at the post-show press conference, May decided to put the final nail in the coffin of the career of her hated rival. The British star stopped any questioning from the media to read Storm’s eulogy, declaring her career dead.

“I’m just going to save you the time. As you can see I’m dressed for a funeral, and if I may, I’d like to read Toni Storm’s eulogy.

Toni Storm’s career is dead today, August 25 2024 at 6:48 pm, Toni Storm’s career passed away in the middle of Wembley Stadium in a pile of blood, spit and embarrassment. She died of natural causes because I am naturally better than her in every way.

She is survived by her bumbling, bald Butler, Ben Mankiewicz and anyone who pretends to love old movies because they cannot deal with their own pathetic realities.

There will be no funeral service. A donation can be made in her name at shopAEW.com/mariahmay. Toni, thanks for everything you stupid, washed-up tw*t, may you rest in peace and rot in hell.

In other news, a star was born today. Her name is “The Glamour” Mariah May, she is your AEW Women’s World Champion, and at the tender age of 26 she has the wrestling world by the balls. AEW is officially all about Mariah.”

Ahead of the match, Mariah May revealed she was ordered to stop kissing Mina Shirakawa by AEW.

H/t to ITRWrestling