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Jey Uso Wants To Take Rhea Ripley Up The Waffle House

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Rhea Ripley is making Dominik Mysterio sweat after her return to WWE and Jey Uso has taken plenty of notice that Mami might be on the market.

Rhea Ripley is not happy with Dominik Mysterio following his apparent transgressions with Liv Morgan and inability to pick up the phone during Ripley’s absence from WWE due to injury. Rhea Ripley handed down a challenge to Morgan on Raw but Mysterio might have more work to do to truly win back his Mami’s affections – especially after stupidly suggesting that she belonged to him.

One man taking note of The Judgment Day’s turmoil is Jey Uso who confronted Damian Priest and Dirty Dom on Raw to ask if Rhea Ripley was single. Priest didn’t put him off while Mysterio was so offended he asked for a match with Uso.

That match saw Liv Morgan interfere and end up in another compromising position with Mysterio before Rhea Ripley marched to the ring and chased her off. The distraction allowed Uso to hit Mysterio with a spear and a splash for the win. After his victory, he stared down Ripley and motioned for her to call him.

The Waffle House Is Calling Jey Uso & Rhea Ripley

After Raw, speaking in a digital exclusive Jey Uso was asked if he was more excited about his victory or Ripley potentially being single:

I mean, they both minds coincide at the same time. But having a victory out there on Mon-Jey Night Raw, hits a little different though. I don’t know what’s going on [with Morgan and Mysterio]. I don’t know if it’s a love triangle going on.

Uso then laid out a date that no woman could resist as he offered to take Rhea Ripley to the finest dining establishment in the south, Waffle House:

Rhea? Yet? Nah. I think she deserves better. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, holla at your Uce. You know what I’m saying? We can take it slow. Go to Waffle House. You probably ain’t never been to Waffle House, though, but you need to come this way, Rhea. It’s a little cheap, but it’s good. The quality’s good.

She looks like she would eat ten egg whites and a chicken, but I’m all about that triple hash-brown life, Uce. Double waffle, chocolate-chip cookie, Uce. We gonna get along just fine, though, Rhea. [Mimes calling motion] You know what I’m saying? You know what I’m saying, Rhea?

I know this on WWE.com, and you gonna see it, it be on Twitter, Instagram, whatever. You gonna see it, but yeah, whenever you ready. We gotta be in the south, though, because there’s no Waffle House everywhere like that. Yeet.

Jey Uso might be disappointed to find out that in reality Rhea Ripley recently got married to her long-time boyfriend, AEW star Buddy Matthews.