Danhausen Breaks Silence After Shock ROH Return
Danhausen has provided some very evil comments for fans excited to see him back on ROH programming.
After a long time away from AEW and ROH programming, Danhausen made a spectacular return at the ROH Final Battle PPV in New York City.
During a match between Mansoor and Atlantis Jr. at Final Battle, Danhausen confronted MxM’s Mason Madden (the tag team partner of Mansoor) at ringside. A surprised Madden received a low blow kick and a curse from Danhausen, who got a pleasant reaction from the crowd.
The “very evil” Danhausen is known for being a unique character. He had been away for a long time and there were reports that he hadn’t heard from the company in about six months even though he was healthy and ready to be on television.
In a video on his YouTube vlog, Danhausen claimed that he was in Antarctica, which is fitting for a character who is known for stretching the truth a bit.
“Hello yes, Danhausen here in the middle of Antarctica. That’s right, I have stumbled out into [hotel seen in the background], oh no, that’s a hotel. I am in the middle of Antarctica, I have walked out into the frozen desert, to become more powerful and to find my inner strengths, to defeat everyone. I’m in the middle of nowhere. In Antarctica, there is no thing. You can see the mountains back there maybe. There they are. Oh, crap, the hotel’s there.
Anyway, this is great. I have seen no polar bears. Actually, I fought off seven. I fought seven polar bears, I swam across the river, the ocean, I rode a beluga whale, and now I have returned to defeat my enemies on land. I am basically Aquaman at this point, but frozen. So anyways, I am more powerful than ever now.”
Danhausen Claims He Decimated His Foes
As the video continued, Danhausen spoke about his return at ROH Final Battle while calling it AEW since both brands are owned by Tony Khan under the same umbrella.
“Danhausen just made his AEW to a ravishing, rounding, and whatever other word means a lot, return of applause. So I am back. I decimated my foes, Mace and Mansoor. They’re models, so maybe they’ll give a cut of their modeling agency fees, and I’ll be good to go. So we’ll see in the coming weeks.”