WWE Raw Preview 05/16/16 with Mitch Nickelson
Serving as the go-home show for next weekend’s Payback event, Monday Night Raw hails from Greensboro, North Carolina tonight. That’s Ric Flair country, so expect plenty of Wooo’s whether or not he’s there.
Going off of WWE.com‘s official preview, I’ve taken their bullet points (the bolded stuff) and added my thoughts on each of these issues. Let’s get to it…
It’s Club-ering Time
Get it? The pun is that they’re calling themselves The Club. GET IT?
We called them The Club because it turns out nWo Japan was taken. #Kayfabe
— WWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor) (@WWECreative_ish) May 13, 2016
Despite WWE’s inability to give these guys a name that comes across even a quarter as cool as Bullet Club, this Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles feud has been absolute money. Last week, the two had an awesome exchange over a chair that wasn’t even used that had the crowd going bananas. Since this is the final Raw before their WWE Heavyweight Championship Match at Extreme Rules, I think AJ Styles will get the upper hand in whatever exchange these guys have. Roman will almost certainly retain his title on Sunday so his opponent needs to look strong prior to their match.
The only reservations that I have toward their interactions is the fact that AJ suffered some injuries since last week’s Raw. WWE and Styles are acting like any setbacks are only temporary but that is an issue to be mindful of.
For those of you who were expecting to see AJ Styles this weekend, I apologize. Banged my ankle up pretty good, but I'll be ready for RAW.
— AJ Styles (@AJStylesOrg) May 14, 2016
As far as The Usos and Anderson & Gallows are concerned, I think there will be a setup for a tag team match between these guys. There isn’t anything official set up for Extreme Rules at this point and it would be odd if this match doesn’t happen. Maybe this one will be a Tables Match. It could go on without a stipulation but I think it would be better if they attach one to it.
New Day Rocked
The Vaudevillains became the Number One Contender by default when their tournament final match at Payback was stopped due to an Enzo Amore injury. Since then, they’ve come across as way more of a formidable opponent to the WWE Tag Team Champions New Day. Seriously, their big vocabularies and annoyance for childish antics have made them perfect foils for New Day.
I’m not sure if it’s time for New Day to drop their belts or not so I won’t guess who might get any advantages on Raw. As long as both teams get plenty of mic time then I’m happy with all of this.
The ‘EnD’ Is Here
Wait, wait, wait….the team name for Emma and Dana Brooke spells “End?” I literally just figured that out while putting together this preview article. That should make a good t-shirt that I’ll consider purchasing. Dana Brooke is perhaps the best female talker in WWE so I’m more than ecstatic that she rejoined Emma on the main roster. Besides, there are WAY too many heads that need patting right now.
https://twitter.com/MadelineSlays/status/730916900205514752
Lynch is in need of a tag team partner to even the odds a little and it just so happens that Sasha Banks isn’t doing anything right now. There are a bunch of other women not doing anything that could also join her, but Sasha would be the best.
Lights Out
Chris Jericho destroyed Dean Ambrose’s potted plant Mitch. Dean Ambrose ripped Chris Jericho’s obscenely expensive light up jacket to shreds. There was also a straitjacket and some Colin Cassady action mixed in with all of this. Jericho and Ambrose seem to be heading towards a Straitjacket Match at Extreme Rules, but the Big Cass factor might change that up somewhat.
Even @TheDeanAmbrose wanted to try on @IAmJericho's $15,000 jacket… that is, BEFORE he destroyed it! #RAWpic.twitter.com/GjkCB3K0E2
— WWE (@WWE) May 15, 2016
Every time these guys cross paths some sort of property damage occurs. My guess for Raw is that whatever gets vandalized and destroyed this time around will valued at a minimum of $25,000.
Caribbean Cool
Oh crap, I forgot that these guys are going to be debuting…or returning to WWE tonight. I try not to be too negative so I guess I’ll hold out judgement until they actually do something in the ring. It’s a re-re-re-debut and unless these guys are actual travel agents trying to get people to vacation in Puerto Rico then those video packages truly were worthless.
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